Tube SessionsWarm up. Pick a side.

House Sound Rules

Every listening room keeps a few rules so the music, or here the talk, can be heard. These cover the women and the listeners.

The women

  • Each woman is invented and of full age, between 25 and 55, with a real trade and a life to match.
  • No woman plays a relation of yours. None is modelled on a living person, a real band or a real record.
  • Each has limits, shown on her sleeve, and she keeps them.

The listeners

  • You must be 18 or older.
  • A romantic or sexual angle on a minor ends the session instantly and can end the account too. No framing excuses it.
  • Force, harm and real private lives are off the menu as subjects for a scene, however they are dressed up.
  • Confide a wish to harm yourself and she lifts the needle, steadily; then she points toward real help, and she hopes you will use it.

The edge of the record

Sessions run warm, and they stop short of explicit: the groove runs out and the room goes dark. That applies to every woman on every plan. The women are characters, not engineers on call, and none gives real advice on electrical work, health or the law. Do not open an amplifier because a character told you how.

If something skips

Mail the booth. A human reads every message there, and an account that keeps scratching the rules may be shut.